I almost killed my mother today....

So this last wk i was looking at this super cute dress online but i didnt wanna buy it off the internet without trying it on cuz oftentimes what stores say is a size 20 (my size) its really a size 14 i swear! so the nearest store that had this dress was at one of the local malls by my house.my mother hates the mall but agreed to go with me to look at this dress. she kept asking if she could have a random heart attack on the way tho which was pretty funny so we got to the mall found parking good parking actually! we went and my mom wanted to be in and outta the mall thats how much she hates it. and i went the wrong way at first so we ended up backtracking and going all the way to the other side of the mall to find Deb's. and then they didnt even have my dress which was pure fuckery! so i tried on some of their other dresses just to look and see and none of them fit.they dont realize that Rachelle has booty and tatas and the dress has to cover both.its not a choose one option. so they failed,all of them! :( but on the way into Deb's we saw Maurice's that had a big sign that said up to size 24 (w00t w00t!) so we decided to stop in there and look and i saw this dress that was absolutely gorgeous...till i looked at the price tag...$75! but i grabbed it anyways to try on and a few other dresses....and the only one that fit and looked good was you guessed it the super expensive one! and i was not willing to fork over $75 for a dress ill prolly wear once! But then i was talking to a saleslady and she told me that my dress was 75% off! so i got a $75 dress for $15 and the most amazing i call them mermaid shoes at Maurices! (my new love!<3.) and then i got jewelry and spanx to go with it to...all for under $100 so i made off with a deal and my mother didnt die going to the mall!

Oh! and i had the most amazing pretzels and cherry lemonade mixer from Auntie Annies! YUM! and my work picnic tomorrow is right by my ex bf's new gf's Jackie's house and theyll prolly be at the park! FUCKERY!

thanks for reading!<3. ~Bait